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Mixed-up Nursery Rhymes

Not much to blog on today. So I will give some mixed up nursery rhymes that I wrote earlier. They are either combinations of existing rhymes or permuted versions of single rhymes:

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse climbed up the clock
The mouse struck one,
The clock fell down,
Hickory Dickory Dock.

Little Miss Mubbard

Little Miss Mubbard
Sat on a cupboard
Eating her dogs and bones
Along came a spider
Who sat bare beside her
And so the poor girl had none.

Hey Diddle Warpdrive
The cat and the C:\ drive
The PC bombed clear to the moon.
The floppy drive cranked when it saw the abort,
And Excel ran away with the OS.

That's enough for today.